*ahem* With that being said, here's my list.
#3 - DJ Khaled
Aka "We The Best." I swear if I see this motherfucker on a nother 50-rapper collaboration, I'm going to personally tattoo "Devan's The Best, Bitch" on his fucking forehead. I'm tired of hearing that nasally, dumb fucking voice on my TV and seeing his chubby, "I Need To Die," face expressions when he's hyping up the song. I remember watching one of his 'performances' (if you want to call it that) on MTV with some other rappers. He was fucking hype-synching, and it was so obvious. I just shook my head and cursed to myself.What I Would Do If I Saw Him On The Street*:
Fuck the bullshit. I'd just go straight to the point and rid the world of this fucker. His ass would drop to the concrete faster than Britney got married, had kids and got divorced...then had another kid.
#2 - Soulja Boy
Now, I know you're surprised, and so am I. "WHY ISN'T HE NUMBER 1?!" Well i'll answer that in Number 1's paragraph. I don't even think I need to explain why I hate him because, chances are, you hate him too. We all do. And i'm not hatin', i'm just saying he doesn't deserve all the money he's been given for making Shit-Hop. It's ridiculous. And I've just recently watched the diss videos between Ice-T, Snoop and him and it's a fucking disgrace. First of all, Ice-T and Snoop was in the right for putting it out there that he (and others with music like his) destroyed Hip-Hop. They did it a little harsh, but what is rapper beef without a little marinade?What I Would Do If I Saw Him On The Street*:
Oh my. Soulja Boy? I don't even know where to start. I'd have to first start with his throat, so he can't attempt to rap anymore. I think after that, I'd carve "Soulja" on one of his eyes and "Dick" on the other with a pocket knife. Then, i'd wrap his XXXXL t-shirt around his throat and let him hang from the Empire State Building and let my fellow New Yorkers have at 'em.
#1 - Lil Mama
Just look at her. What the fuck? "Voice of the Young People?" Are you fucking serious? No one wants to hear about your fucking Lip Gloss. Bitch, i'm what's poppin'. I feel ashamed she's from New York. Who the hell let this bitch loose and start recording? Because that happened, she's one of the judges on my favorite show, America's Best Dance Crew. And might I add, it's a poor choice of judges. She ranks the worst. Why do I hate her? Because she doesn't know SHIT about dancing. She can't do half of the shit the crews do on the show and she talks like she's been dancing for years. And how dare you fucking disrespect one of the crews during the show, when obviously America liked them better than the other crews. You should praise them, not negate the fact that they're one of the best crews (and by 'they,' I mean the Boogie Bots =P). Maybe i'm biased. Whatever. All I know is, she's #1.What I Would Do If I Saw Her On The Street*:
*sigh* See that picture up there? That pacifier would be lodged in her throat, and i'd just watch her struggle to get it out. After that, I'd get her CD, break it in half, and slit her throat with both pieces, while her 'voice' drips out in front of the 'young people.' I don't know much else about her to wittily murder her, but she'd be dead. Not scary movie dead, where they always dissapear. No. She'd be dead. I'd make sure of that.
*All threats against the aforementioned subjects are not intended threats. They are not meant to be taken literally.
