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Dear Tricia,

I know i'm not the perfect man...or the perfect boyfriend, at that. I know I can't always be there for you, and I know sometimes I can infuriate you to the point where you just say, "Fuck it." I know I say stupid things at the wrong times, and I know i'm not the fittest or the best looking guy in school. I know I may not be the funniest person you know or the one with the best personality. I know i'm not the stylish or the popularist (word? lol). I know I can be a jerk, and I know how I can be unappreciative sometimes. I know you hate it when i'm a buttface and I know you may not want to talk to me at times. I know you hate it when I say "I'm Sorry" a million times when I have no reason to and I know you hate it when we argue. But there's something else I know; I know that you love it when we cuddle. I know you love it when you see me at the airport, after I tell you i'm hiding behind you. I know you love it when you sit in front of me and I give you a massage that leads to other things. I know you love it when I get sexual at the mose inconvenient of times. I know you love it when I beat you at every video game ever invented. I know you love it when we can talk endlessly on the phone or on Yahoo! I know you love it when we have our intellectual but still sort of humorous conversations. I know you love it when spend every minute of the day together. I know you love it when we sleep together. I know you love it when I roll over on top of you whilst we sleep. I know you love it when we eat Buffalo Chicken Pizza and spread Ranch all over the surface. I know you love making Ramen for us and sharing it with me with our "Asian spoons." I know you love it when I spank you in public, even though people think we're sex freaks. I know you love it when you notice that we sex freaks. I know you love it when we watch porn together and get turned on by it. I know you love it when we watch "Jon and Kate plus 8" and I laugh at your sensitivity to the cuteness of the little kids. I know you love it when I hold you, even if i've been doing so for hours. I know you love it when I kiss your forehead, then kiss your lips, telling you how much I love you. I know you love it when we go see a kids' movie in the theater and we make out half the time. I know you love it when I stare at you and smile and you laugh so cutably (lol). I know you love it when I make you smile. But I know something that you love more than anything...when I love you. I will continue to do so until the day that cheese flies. And even when that happens, which will probably occur in a dream I have, i'll still love you. I have no doubt in my mind. I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you and our 2 little offspring, Laffy & Taffy.

Here's to a lifetime of happiness,

-Devan